Wonder Girl!

AN OPEN LETTER TO BILL GATES (Mr. Okello did it again)

TO: Bill Gates, Microsoft
FROM: A Fresh User.

SUBJECT: Problems With My New Computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a 'START' button but there is no 'STOP' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 'RESCOOTER' is available in system? I find only 'RECYCLE' but I own a scooter at home.

3. There is 'FIND' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we've tried a lot to trace that with this button. But were unable to trace it. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE'. So, please tell me when will u provide that?

5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about MICROSOFT HOME? Remember, I use the PC at home.

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse& keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY COMPUTER', when will u provide for the remaining items?

7. Last one Mr. Bill Gates- Sir, why is it that your name is Gates you sell only WINDOWS?

Regards,

Okello p